C'mon then, what do you want to see first? I think I saw a signpost to the Penguin Enclosure before, we can leave the food for later. [Who knew, they could orchestrate a great Penguin Escape, the day was still young.]
Oh boy, okay. The one you absolutely gotta see first is called Speed. It's about a bomb on a bus. And if it goes under fifty miles per hour? Boom! it explodes! And the best part isn't even that! It has Keanu on it, and that guy's the best, he's an absolute national treasure! Actually, you should binge all of his movies. Seriously, they're all great. Like Matrix! The scene with him fighting all the Agent Smiths? Mwah! Pure cinema! But If you're into cars and high-speed action, you can watch the Fast & Furious, or at least the first few. After a while, they kind of forget the laws of physics... and logic. But at least they're still fun, it's all about family, you know? [He's gonna keep going, you gotta stop him at some point, Sunny, you know that, right? Or he's gonna talk your ear off. Also, maybe some of his recommendations aren't PG-13 at all, like Die Hard or Lethal Weapon, or The Terminator, but who needs adult supervision, amirite.]
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Oh boy, okay. The one you absolutely gotta see first is called Speed. It's about a bomb on a bus. And if it goes under fifty miles per hour? Boom! it explodes! And the best part isn't even that! It has Keanu on it, and that guy's the best, he's an absolute national treasure! Actually, you should binge all of his movies. Seriously, they're all great. Like Matrix! The scene with him fighting all the Agent Smiths? Mwah! Pure cinema! But If you're into cars and high-speed action, you can watch the Fast & Furious, or at least the first few. After a while, they kind of forget the laws of physics... and logic. But at least they're still fun, it's all about family, you know? [He's gonna keep going, you gotta stop him at some point, Sunny, you know that, right? Or he's gonna talk your ear off. Also, maybe some of his recommendations aren't PG-13 at all, like Die Hard or Lethal Weapon, or The Terminator, but who needs adult supervision, amirite.]