[Boy, and he thought it was annoying enough to simply have most of the vampire population out to kill him! He ain't got nothing on her.

They may get arrested and thrown in jail (nothing new there) or chased and hunted (there either) but it seems like a better alternative to simply leaving the annoying flightless birds to rot in their admittedly decent prison.

Thus, it's jailbreak time!]

Indeed. We can't simply open the doors and expect them to waddle to freedom. We'll need a method of transportation first.